The Dogs of Tenerife

How can we be such racist, sexist, fascist assholes destroying the Earth carelessly year after year when a dog is a dog no matter the country? It’s just these dogs here respond to siéntate, cállate, same as the children and dogs of the US respond to sit, speak, just the same as dogs of Berlin respond to komm, setz sich, just the same as all the other dogs of the world. We just make up all these insane differences to, what, hate each other more? Because, why, we don’t have enough to worry about feeding ourselves, seeking shelter, trying, just trying not to die every day? It just doesn’t make any doggone sense.